Kevin reponds to Timothy Shire's lament Friday.

Bad Day Huh?

San Jose - Saturday, May 4, 2002 - By: Kevin McIntre

I told Doug not to put his snowblower away, he'll need it Victoria Day weekend. The next weekend will be warm and sunny, as usual. Back in 98 [?] when we had 17" of snow mid October I got up, surveyed the situation, and felt a creative urge come over me. I sent out a plea far and wide detailing the situation and how the "intergalactic evil spores from Satan" had invaded the earth to doom us all. And I mean great detail. Finally after about four days the United Nations co-ordinated a planet wide assualt, had citizens everywhere go outside, hold up their CFC laden hair spray and Left Guard cans and spray. It destroyed the ozone, global warming took over and saved us. Ok, you had to be there.... Kevin